Dumped
Dear Friso,
Writing this letter is painful, but necessary. By now, you might have noticed that I don't like you very much. Life's funny that way. Don't feel responsible. I just always liked Klaas more. Besides, my busy career prevents me from committing to a serious relationship and you deserve better.
You deserve someone who appreciates all of your special qualities, especially the cute way you talked about physics at intimate moments. Even though we're no longer together, we'll always have our memories. I'll never forget the time you wore my underwear on accident... and you didn't notice. Odd. But anyway...
They say that time heals all wounds, and I hope that soon, you will be able to say my name without sobbing. When this time comes, I hope you will be old, gray, and wrinkly.
Fondly,
Mabel W. Smit
This letter has been generated, the idea has been stolen from poor Puck.